Why homosexuality should be banned.
THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING
Watch this. It’s not what you think, lol.
FUCKING asdgldsajgjasdgds WIN
Will never not reblog. <3
YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
you sir, just made my whole fucking day
never not reblog
brb, gonna go hang out with tall people
Same here ^^^
Sir, not only do you win the internet. you have now won life. congratulations.
this is …
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
Me & My Boyfriend <3
Poor quality, but still ~
6 months in 8 days ~
He’ll also turn 22 in 8 days ~
I’m also turning 20 in 8 days ~